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Why I Love Talking Monkeys
I love any talking monkey. I will watch all the Eddie Murphy Dr. Doolittle movies a million times just for the drunk French monkey. Same goes for that Kevin James zookeeper movie….I love me a chatty...
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A Word About Vampires
When I was little, Barnabas Collins rocked my world. I would run home from Catholic school and gladly dive from the divine light of our savior, Jesus Christ, to the dark underworld of vampires. It was...
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Eulogy for My Beloved Cable
I love TV. Not all TV. But, I happen to be one of those shallow, useless souls who believe that there is actually some really good shit on the ol’ boob tube these days. I understand many people have...
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And On the Third Day – A Follow Up On Our Beloved Cable
…and it was buried, and that it hath risen on the third day…. It’s a Cable-mas miracle! Despite all our efforts at simplifying our lives, some angel from Cox Communications called and took our entire...
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True Blood – My Unhealthy Obsession with the Undead
So, I got fantastic news this morning but it was followed by a disturbing realization. The fantastic news came in the form of a very personal mail from iTunes letting me know that Season 4 of True...
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The Lohan Paradox – Our Cultural Dust Bowl
It’s not looking good Linds. Not. Looking. Good. This past Sunday I watched The Dust Bowl by Ken Burns on PBS because that’s the kind of high-falutin’ broad I am. I’ve always been intrigued by this...
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Yes, Another Annoying Best of 2012 List
I know there are easily a gazillion best-of lists out there so I totally forgive you if you are getting to the point where you can’t take one more. But, as you know, your comfort has never been my...
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The Golden Globes – My Lady Parts Are All Tingly
Darcy St. Fudge and Damian Francisco of “Dog President” I know there is a glut of Golden Globes commentary floating about the web-o-sphere. I also know that I couldn’t pass any opportunity to barf out...
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My Summer In a Women’s Prison
I think it’s time I came clean. I have been harboring this terrible secret for too long and the guilt and stress is eating at my very soul. You see, while the rest of you have been out frolicking in...
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2013: An Awkward Death
I am, admittedly, slow on the uptake for writing about 2013. After all, 2013 was so last month! I’m going to blame it on my blinding anticipation of the new season of Downton Abbey. Damned Brits. So,...
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